You know, a wise man once told, “it’s because, when I’m getting my skull crushed by my favorite idols’ thighs, i don’t want there to be balls resting on my forehead”
words to live by
and that wise man continues to smile from up above, bless his soul
may god always bless his soul with the gift that is Uee
Uee, may your thighs deliver us our daily kick combo beatings, amen.
May the Spirit of Chun Li take control of you so may go Street Fighter 3 on all of our asses, praised be your name
Forgive me Uee for we have sinned, may you bicycle kick our chest into the afterlife
The Holy Church of Uee is hardcore as fuck, i feel so alive with the spirit of Uee when she is kick boxing me to oblivion.
Dear goddess give us our holy kick to the torso and a jumping double knee to our chin. The donation plate that’s being passed around is in the shape of a foot. We don’t offer money, we take the holy foot and smash once onto our face and pass on. “Bless you Uee”
"kicks be with you" "and also with you" *uee runs between us and jumping split kicks us both*
Jump splits kick the both us. We time it right and catch the end of her jump kick with our crotches. “Kick be with you”
And also with you! The most sacred of all sacraments, the holy kick to the crotch. I feel cleansed of impurities.
"We offer our blood and our life to you uee for we possess within our bodies [spreads legs apart] unholy semen demons as a sacrifice in your name" [uee kicks us in the nuts so hard that our balls shoot up to our throats]
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I was so angry because of this 15 hour work day (too many people called in sick for the boxing match tonight) that I let off some steam by going to a small petting zoo
We issued steel toe boots to our workers so they don’t get their toes smashed. Of course I had to complain “what about steel toe tsinelas (slippers) for us Filipinos?”.